I gave you the sobering news last month that a movie called GNOME ALONE exists on this Earth, and now I have something even more nightmarish to share: the trailer.
I won’t lie: some of this disturbed me. It looks completely dreadful, there’s no doubt about that, but a few of the images of Verne Troyer as the titular gnome are seriously unsettling. That bit where he goes “Oink, oink, oink!”? Chills.
In any case, here’s the plot, such as it is:
When timid college student Zoe witnesses a hit-and-run, the dying victim gives her a strange amulet. Suddenly, all those who have offended Zoe in her life begin dying horrible deaths at the hands of a malicious gnome (Troyer). When Zoe discovers the horrible history behind the amulet, will she be able to harness its magical power before the gnome begins killing those closest to her?
GNOME ALONE manifests on DVD and VOD January 20th; pre-order (if you dare) right HERE.