Wow, talk about lame. In this day and age, can’t we strive for something a little more… less awful? This is like one of those posters I used to see at the local videostore in the 80s, hanging in tatters above the “HORROR/SCI-FI” section.
Anyhow, obviously this is what we get in a HALLOWEEN 2 teaser one-sheet. It comes from Rob Zombie’s MYSPACE page, so maybe he did it late last night on photoshop? While watching something really compelling on t.v.? And being distracted by someone punching him in the sack? And also being told by the Weinstein company that he had to come up with the shittiest poster imaginable? Maybe that’s what happened…
What think you guys? Am I going overboard here, or is this really as ghastly as I think it is?