1. “GoodFellas is probably the best mafia movie as far as showing them for what they really are.”
2. “If you can’t love two people at once, there’s something wrong with you.”
3. “I’m old enough to die, just as long as they do it quickly.”
I wouldn’t recommend using #2 on your girlfriend/wife, since that shit probably just wouldn’t fly with you or I. I don’t want to discriminate but I’m pretty sure you could say “everyone should jump naked onto a cactus and roll around with it once in their life” and have it sound like platinum knowledge when you’re a known mobster. For us regular folk? Probably not so much.