Producer Kevin Woods and writer Joe Francis (SURVIVAL) are teaming up together to give us…. CHRISTMASSACRE, the ultimate holiday slasher comedy! That’s right… it’s a holiday movie… a slasher movie… and a comedy… all wrapped up as one tasty present that I know you just can’t wait! to open!
To be directed by Drexel Mirabel, CHRISTMASSACRE is looking to go a little something like this: It’s about a serial killer who dresses up like Santa Claus who is terrorizing a town. He kills in the fashion of the 12 days of Christmas, leaving lumps of coal behind on his victims.
Death by a partridge in a pear tree? Or worse yet, slaughtered by five golden rings??? Sounds like a blast to me! Oh wait, it gets better… here’s what else Woods had to say about the project: Plus, its gonna have titties, nice big ol’ fun bags. And that’s all you had to say – I’m so there!
The low budget indie flick is currently casting right now, so we’ll keep you updated as we hear more. Have yourselves a jolly Christmas, and mentally prepare for CHRISTMASSACRE, which will hopefully be hitting this time next year.