Human Contract trailer

There’s a trailer floating around for THE HUMAN CONTRACT, a film written and directed by Jada Pinkett Smith, which you can check out BELOW. I’ll be honest, I have no idea what the hell this movie is about or who is in it, except that at some point Paz Vega turns up and gives me the kind of boner midgets could do pull ups from. In her scenes the Predator could’ve run through the background, clotheslining my Mom and wearing a monkey suit and I doubt I would have noticed.

Research tells me that the film is about: A successful corporate type harboring a deep, dark secret, who befriends a free-spirited stranger that encourages him to ditch his stuffy lifestyle and live life in reckless abandon.