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I Know sick ball weapon

Just yesterday, Mr. Ammon kindly let us know about a super cool opening clip from a new British horror/comedy that sure is one big mouthful: I KNOW HOW MANY RUNS YOU SCORED LAST SUMMER. Said clip was just fantastic and features the object up top, which is proudly on display within the flick’s brand new DVD cover! What d’ya say? Any of you blokes up for a spot of cricket using that ball/weapon above? I’m sure some peeps in I KNOW agree (reluctantly) to take part. Hence, I’m really looking forward to this scare/spoof bastard!

Again, I’d like to remind you of the plot: A cricket team are dismissed by a mustachioed serial killer with a razor sharp cricket glove and an arsenal of sharpened stumps. One by one the killer exacts revenge for the torment he endured 20 years earlier.

That sounds like tongue-in-cheek genre gold to me! And who doesn’t love a mustachioed serial killer?! Plus, to make matters even better, in appreciation of one of the slasher genre’s ultimate staples, I KNOW apparently features the most gratuitous, lingering shower scene (starring former Miss Nude Australia, Arianna Starr, below) to be put on celluloid since Brian De Palma’s DRESSED TO KILL. Can you say sold?

The flick marks the directing debut for both Stacey Edmonds and Doug Turner. It hits DVD at the end of June.

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