“I just think like I have to prove myself more in what I’m doing now, making comedies and stuff before I do the big action movie or something, you know? I’m not proven yet… I’ve only been in one movie that people have seen that I’ve been the lead in so like, um, I could still suck in people’s minds, they don’t know yet! It was very cool of them but I thought I should make some more comedies first, you know? I think it’s going to be an awesome movie. Unfortunately, I’m not in it.”
So great, on top of being richer and more famous than I am, he is also a lot more level-headed. If Michael Bay asked me to play a goblin with gender confusions, I’d be there in a heartbeat. And you know what? I’d rock that thing. Screw Jonah Hill. You think this makes him a cool guy? One time he tried to sell me crack, that’s all I’m saying.