Kutch Hearts Pigskin

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Boy this Ashton Kutcher guy sure doesn’t quit. You would think by now that the dude would have realized that maybe he’s not quite cut out for this whole movie star thing. After not a single hit to his name, Kutcher maybe should have realized that he’s far better suited to the small screen and having sex with cougars.

Instead, Kutch keeps on truckin’ and for that, I must give him credit. His latest attempt at moviestardom is one of those body switching movies that worked so well for the likes of Tom Hanks and Lindsay Lohan. TRADED will see Kutcher play a NFL quarterback who trades bodies with a 12-year-old middle school geek and then quickly learn “valuable lessons about humility and courage.” Oh boy. Nevermind.

Source: Variety

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