HELLO! Did you happen to catch the image up top?! Have you ever seen a more beautiful movie quad in all your life?! This is for the rising-rapidly-on-my-must-see-list horror/comedy LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS. Of course, this is only the U.K. quad for the flick. Good luck getting anything as provacative, and by “provactative”, I mean boner-inducing, to be hoisted up high in a cinema here in the U.S.
Anyways, not only is the quad hilarious and boob-tastic, but I feel that it also serves the purpose of fully surmising LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLER’s plot. Have a look and tell me if I’m crazy: With their women enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural Welsh town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
If being sucked to death by a horde of hot lesbian vamps equals “sacrifice”, then what a friggin’ way to go! I think this flick is poised to really take the U.S. by storm (even without its hotter-than-hot quad). It was directed by Phil Claydon from a script by Paul Hupfield and Stewart Williams. The cast is composed of Mathew Horne, James Corden, Paul McGann and Myanna Buring, Silvia Colloca, Vera Filatova, Tiffany Mulheron (below in a pic that I just can’t seem to get tired of), and Ashley Mulheron. Still no set release date, but that should change soon.