Here’s Lindsay Lohan in a new still from MACHETE, rocking her nun outfit and packing a badass gun. (Am I the only one who gets annoyed just looking at her?) The photo, courtesy of FilmTotaal.nl, comes on the heels of another look at Lohan we got last week, and she’s doing the nun-thing in that one too. Personally I’d like to see her in a prison uniform. Maybe I’ll get a chance this week!
Machete (Danny Trejo) is a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin), his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
MACHETE opens on SEPTEMBER 3rd.