Remember the once so promising career of a certain precocious little redhead named Lindsay Lohan? Well, demonstrating some classic examples of too much fame and fortune at too young an age, Ms. L. got way too swept up in the temptations of La-La Land and wound up gettin’ all skanked up. Now her movies premiere on the Fox Family Channel instead of in the theater. But enough on that.
Perhaps Lindsay will be able to climb back on the straight and narrow with her role in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE. If you’d like a peek of her actually on the set, then look no further than the pic up top. That’s her lookin’, well, still kinda skanky, but maybe that’s just how she’s supposed to look for the flick. At least she’s showin’ a lot of skin… I guess. I don’t know. I suppose I’m still not a huge supporter of “Team Lohan”.
However, I am a huge supporter of all things MACHETE! How can you fathom such a ridiculous genre fan’s wet dream of a cast?! Danny Trejo, Robert DeNiro, Cheech Marin, Jessica Alba, Don Johnson, Jeff Fahey, and Steven Seagal?! Rodriguez really seems to know how to deliver. I can not wait till this thing slices into theaters!