McConaughey Surfs?!?!

By Daniel Barna

Posted 18 years ago

Matthew McConaughey is an extremely versatile actor. He could play a cryogenically frozen sheriff from the Wild West who must do battle with negro cyborgs in 2560, East L.A. He could play a surgeon who only operates on patients that enjoy flat shoes instead of heels. He could play a security guard who gets caught sleeping on the job and then is forced to eat Wendy’s for the rest of his life because if it. The one thing he can’t play—and I am completely certain of this—is a surfer dude. Matthew shares absolutely no qualities with surfer dudes whatsoever and the mere thought of him attempting to play one makes me shudder, cringe and all that stuff in between.

I am stunned then, to learn that he will in fact attempt to play a surfer dude in the film aptly entitled SURFER, DUDE. If by some miracle he manages to pull this off, shut down the academy voting and just hand him the Oscar here and now. Check out the poster below to witness for yourself this astonishing transformation.

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Favorite Movies: Seven, American Beauty, Breathless, Edward Scissorhands, La Doce Vita, Forrest Gump, read more Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Requiem For a Dream, Psycho, On The Waterfront, Jules et Jim, Little Children, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Taxi Driver, Eyes Wide Shut, Minnie and Moskowitz, Five Easy Pieces, Ed Wood, The Truman Show, There`s Something About Mary, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, A Woman Under The Influence, Annie Hall, Chinatown, Unforgiven, Fargo, Saving Private Ryan, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Dumb and Dumber, T2, The Conversation, Bonnie and Clyde

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