Ah, THE EXPENDABLES…perfect counterprogramming to the sissified depiction of cinematic males these days (DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS, anyone). Damn I can’t wait!
And if you’re like me, or all of us here at AITH for that matter, you’re just as stoked to learn a new 3-minute clip from the film has just debuted over at Apple. No…no, it doesn’t have Charisma Carpenter performing a striptease, sadly. But it has the next best thing. Namely Sly, Mickey, Statham, Li, Couture, Austin, Crews, Roberts, Arnie and Willis in a take-no-shite hostage situation. Ah hell, just scroll down and check the shite out!
Taking over theaters August 13th, THE EXPENDABLES follows:
Barney Ross (Stallone), a man with nothing to lose. Fearless and void of emotion, he is the leader, the sage and the strategist of this tight-knit band of men who live on the fringe. His only attachment is to his pickup truck, his seaplane and his team of loyal modern-day warriors. His is a true cynic who describes what he does as removing those hard to get at stains. The team behind him is made up of Lee Christmas, former SAS and a savant with anything that has a blade; Yin Yang, a master at close-quarter combat; Hale Caesar, who has known Barney for ten years and is a long-barrel weapons specialist; Toll Road, a skilled demolitions expert and considered the intellect of the group; and Gunnar Jensen, a combat veteran and an expert in precision sniping who struggles with his own demons.
CHECK OUT THE NEW 3-MINUTE CLIP HERE.