Anchorman’s Ron Burgundy will publish a very classy “tell-all” memoir

Last Updated on August 5, 2021

Ron Burgundy is a well respected news anchor, an excellent flute player and a tender lover, but apparently that's not enough for the multi-talented, mustached man. The New York Times has learned that Mr. Burgundy is writing a memoir titled "“Let Me Off at the Top! My Classy Life and Other Musings" that will be released on November 19th, 2013, about a month before ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND CONTINUES is scheduled to open.

So what will be revealed in this "tell-all" memoir? According to the very serious press release, the autobiography will "offer a rare glimpse behind the camera into the real life of a man many consider to be our greatest living news anchor" and Ron Burgundy will "share personal anecdotes about the women in his life, about his dog, Baxter, and his legendary news team. Along the way, he’ll also give sage advice on a variety of topics that matter most to him."

Books like this can be hit or miss. I remember when BORAT was released there was an "official" Kazakhstan tourism book published that wasn't bad, but the penis book from SUPERBAD was also published, which is fine if you don't have a problem with drawings of veiny c*cks hanging out on your coffee table.

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND CONTINUES hits theaters December 20th, 2013.