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PLOT: Upon a giant shark deeply lacerating one of her limbs, a sexy Texan surfer gal must match wills and wits with the Great White and find her way back to shore 200 yards away. REVIEW: A decade after aptly...
PLOT: The story of Newton Knight (Matthew McConaughey), a pro-Union Southerner who deserts the Confederate Army during the Civil War and leads an armed rebellion in Jones County, consisting of farmers and runaway slaves. REVIEW: It’s relatively rare these days...
PLOT: A clueless teenager arrives in Los Angeles with dreams of becoming a fashion model, but the competition isn't going to allow her to climb the ladder so easily. REVIEW: Is Nicolas Winding Refn intentionally mirroring L.A.'s vapid, superficial modeling...
PLOT: An adorable dachshund goes from owner to owner. On her journey, she finds that each family she encounters is dealing with their complicated lives impacted by their new pet. REVIEW: If you are walking into a Todd Solondz movie, don’t expect...
PLOT: A man known as The Vigilante beats and blasts his way through multiple action-packed scenarios. REVIEW: VIGILANTE DIARIES started off as a web series on the now-defunct Chill.com. Two episodes were shot, with several more scripted and a total...
PLOT: An untainted 16 year old girl with grand dreams of superstardom gets a cruel wakeup call when subjected to the seedy underbelly of Hollywood's fashion industry. REVIEW: 20 years after loudly announcing his arrival to the world of cinema...
PLOT: In 1932 Vienna, a vampire who has lost the thirst for life seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Sigmund Freud and pursues a woman who may be the reincarnation of his lost love. REVIEW: The fact that the legendary Dr....
PLOT: After donning an old clown costume for his child’s birthday celebration, Kent McCoy comes to the horrific realization he now cannot take it off. Worse, he’s becoming one with it and taking on a decidedly monstrous personality chance. REVIEW:...
PLOT: A New Zealand journalist uncovers a strange series of videos involving young men tickling each other. When he decides to cover it as a story, he learns that there is something nefarious, and those behind it will do everything in their...
PLOT: After reuniting with a bullied kid from high school, a once popular man finds that his life isn’t what he was hoping for. Things get really complicated when the one time overweight teen from his past is now a brick wall of...
