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PLOT: A pastor from the “big city” moves his family to a small town in Kansas, where he’ll take over for a retiring preacher. Little does the family know, however, that they’ve been marked for ritualistic sacrifice by the town’s...
PLOT: After losing his life savings playing online poker, Princeton student Richie Furst (Justin Timberlake) flies to Costa Rica to confront online gaming entrepreneur Ivan Block (Ben Affleck) with proof that his games are crooked. Rather than fly off-the-handle, Ivan...
< (To read Chris Bumbray’s review from TIFF 2013, click here!) PLOT: Astronauts on a routine space mission find their lives imperiled when the debris of a destroyed satellite obliterates their shuttle – and almost any chance of survival. REVIEW:...
PLOT: Newly paroled Dennis (Paul Giamatti) returns home to discover that his wife, Therese (Amy Landecker) has taken up with his former friend Rene (Paul Rudd) and that their daughter thinks he’s dead. With nowhere to turn in his small...
PLOT: A mild-mannered accountant (Ken Marino) is horrified to discover that he has a murderous monster living in his anus. There’s a sentence I never thought I’d write. Ouch. REVIEW: And here I thought I had seen it all. I...
PLOT: Studying art history in Romania with the rest of his class, American student Charley Brewster learns his new professor, the sexy Gerri Dandridge, is actually a centuries-old vampire. Worse yet, Gerri plans to use Charley’s ex-girlfriend Amy in a...
PLOT: Two inmates (Gerald Anderson & Joel Torre) are hired out by their prison as assassins. Released on day-passes, the two men eliminate political targets with ties to corrupt government officials, and as a reward are able to send money...
PLOT: Two bullied high schoolers, Matt (Matthew Johnson) and Owen (Owen Williams) are making a movie in which they act out their revenge fantasies against a group of bullies called “The Dirties”. But as the film gets more and more...
PLOT: The island of Swallow Falls has been transformed by Flint Lockwood’s invention the FLDSMRDFR into a jungle inhabited by “foodimals” – food-animal hybrids like Shrimpanzees and Hippotatoes. Flint and his friends must seek out the machine before things get...
PLOT: The life and legacy of author J.D Salinger, who, after receiving universal acclaim with “The Catcher in the Rye” became a virtual recluse. REVIEW: J.D Salinger is without a doubt one of the most important literary voices of the...
