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PLOT: A mild-mannered accountant (Ken Marino) is horrified to discover that he has a murderous monster living in his anus. There’s a sentence I never thought I’d write. Ouch. REVIEW: And here I thought I had seen it all. I...
PLOT: Percy Jackson (Logan Lerman) is back for another quest when his school’s protective barrier- designed to protect the demi God children from danger- is breached. Only the Golden Fleece can restore the barrier, so Percy and his friends Annabeth...
PLOT: In the summer of 1988, two vastly different men spend their time as highway road workers. While on the job they discover just how much the isolated journey they have taken will affect everything about their very lives. REVIEW:...
PLOT: Growing up in rural Illinois in the mid-seventies, teenaged Pat Johnson (John Francis Daley) dreams of being a filmmaker like his idols Stanley Kubrick, Steven Spielberg, and Douglas Trumbull. But will Pat be able to escape his small town,...
PLOT: A low-level drug dealer recruits a stripper, a runaway teen and his dorky neighbor to act as his family while he attempts to smuggle marijuana from Mexico into the U.S. REVIEW: As joke after joke landed with a thud,...
PLOT: Nica is a beautiful woman that is watching her life slip away thanks to an early accident in her childhood that left her a paraplegic. She lives with her unstable mother in a creepy old house and her future...
PLOT: LOVELACE looks back at the making of the legendary porno DEEP THROAT through the eyes of the film’s star, Linda Lovelace. During her early years after leaving her family and getting involved with her husband Chuck Traynor, the one-time...
PLOT: In the year 2154, the wealthy have made a new home on a spectacular space-station called Elysium. There, the very, very rich can live a carefree life, in addition to one free of any health concerns, as each home...
PLOT: Timmy Choi (Louis Koo) is a slick drug dealer operating out of Mainland China. His luck takes a turn for the worse when a meth lab explosion leaves him burnt, widowed, and in the custody of Captain Zhang Lei’s...
PLOT: Scott (Sam Eidson) is a dedicated table-top RPG fan. In fact, he’s such a fan that he’s unable to hold down anything but a dead-end job, while living at home with his cantankerous grandmother (Anne Gee Byrd) and dominating...
