Movie Reviews

Review: The Expendables

Rating: 8/10

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: A group of bad-ass mercenaries are hired to overthrow a dictator in South America. REVIEW: THE EXPENDABLES is exactly the kind of all-out, balls-to-the-wall action flick you’d expect from something starring not only Stallone, but Jason Statham, Jet Li,...

Review: Middle Men

Rating: 5/10

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: All around family man and problem solver Jack Harris (Luke Wilson) finds himself caught in a decade long spiral when an old associate (James Caan) asks him to assist two drug addicted entrepreneurs (Giovanni Ribisi & Gabriel Macht). The...

Review: The Other Guys

Rating: 7/10

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: Two mismatched, desk-bound cops (Will Ferrell & Mark Wahlberg) are thrown together in classic buddy cop fashion, when they uncover a multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme run by a shady financial wizard (Steve Coogan). Review: I knew I was in...

Review: Mesrine (Killer Instinct & Public Enemy No. 1)

Rating: 9/10

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: The true story of notorious French bank robber Jacques Mesrine (Vincent Cassel), who, throughout the sixties and seventies, was public enemy number one in France, and escaped jail four times. Review: MESRINE is the gangster epic PUBLIC ENEMIES wanted...

Review: Mesrine (Fantasia)

Rating: 5/10

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: The true story of notorious French bank robber Jacques Mesrine (Vincent Cassel), who, throughout the sixties and seventies, was public enemy number one in France, and escaped jail four times. Review: MESRINE is the gangster epic PUBLIC ENEMIES wanted...

Review: The Disappearance of Alice Creed

Rating: 7/10

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: Two clever kidnappers nab pretty little rich girl Alice Creed and lock her into the sound-proof cell they’ve made for her in a tiny apartment. Armed with a tight plan to exchange Alice for her a piece of her...

Review: Red, White & Blue (Fantasia)

Rating: 9/10

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: Erica (Amanda Fuller) lost her virginity at a young age after being raped by her mother’s boyfriend. Horribly traumatized by the experience, Erica now spends her nights in the bars of Austin Texas, cruising for random, unprotected sex with...

Review: Dinner For Schmucks

Rating: 6/10

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: Tim (Paul Rudd), an up and coming young executive, is given a shot at a big promotion but first, he’ll have to participate in his boss` monthly “Dinner for Idiots.” A cruel evening dedicated to making fun of misfits,...

Review: Get Low

Rating: 8/10

Posted 16 years ago

PLOT: An elderly hermit (Robert Duvall), living in Depression-era Tennessee, decides to throw himself a ‘living funeral’, with the help of an unscrupulous funeral parlor owner (Bill Murray), and his young, clean-cut assistant (Lucas Black). Once preparations for the ‘funeral’...

Review: The Loved Ones (Fantasia)

Rating: 5/10

Posted 16 years ago

Plot: Brent (Xavier Samuel) is a teenager who’s been badly shaken by the recent death of his father. A shell of his former self, and prone to self abuse, the one bright spot in his life is his lovely girlfriend,...

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