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PLOT: Ellen Page is Bliss, a teenage beauty queen, who rebels against her pageant loving mother (Marcia Gay Harden), to take up competitive roller derby. She joins a roller crew run by the hard living Smashley Simpson (Drew Barrymore), and...
PLOT: Dr. Parnassus (Christopher Plummer) is an immortal soothsayer, who travels through London with his traveling carnival, featuring his diminutive assistant Percy (Verne Troyer), his beautiful, mortal daughter- Valentina (Lily Cole), and her would-be suitor, Anton (Andrew Garfield). One night,...
PLOT: A mild-mannered video-store clerk, Bazil (Dany Boon), takes a stay bullet to the head, which cannot be removed, as he would become a vegetable. Instead, the doctors are forced to leave it in, warning Bazil that he could drop...
PLOT: After receiving some frightening health news, a car magnate (Michael Douglas), leaves his wife (Susan Sarandon), and spends the next few years hopping from one bed to another, leaving a series of jilted flings in his wake. He also...
PLOT: On the fictional island of Swallow Falls (you can find it on the map under the “A” in Atlantic Ocean), a young man named Flint Lockwood is inventing all sorts of gadgets and goodies. Rat birds, spray-on shoes…but most...
PLOT: Bill Kincaid (Edward Norton), an Ivy League professor, is lured back to his Oklahoma roots by his identical twin brother, Brady (Norton, sporting a mullet and some stubble) a small time pot dealer, in trouble with a local drug...
PLOT: Larry Gopnik (Michael Stuhlbarg) is a mild mannered physics professor, approaching tenure at a quiet Midwestern University living with his family in a close knit Jewish suburb. His life quickly begins to fall a part when his wife announces...
PLOT: Terence McDonagh (Nicholas Cage) is a coke/ heroine snorting, crack smoking, pill popping police detective with a bad back, a call girl girlfriend (Eva Mendes), and a gambling addiction working in post Hurricane Katrina New Orleans. His myriad of...
PLOT: Matt Damon stars as Mark Whitacre- a high powered executive working at a corn extract corporation, who blows the whistle on a price fixing scheme involving his colleagues, with the help of an FBI agent (Scott Bakula). However, Whitacre...
Plot: Clive Owen stars as Joe Warr, a succesful sports writer, living the good life in Australia. Tragedy strikes he wife is suddenly stricken with cancer, and dies- leaving him a single parent to his precocious young son. Meanwhile, his...
