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PLOT: In the distant future, video games have advanced to the point where players begin controlling actual people. The newest game to feature this technology is called “Slayers”, where players control death row inmates, who are forced to battle each...
PLOT: The future was looking bright for Joel. He has worked hard all his life to create his own extract business and he has succeeded. He has a nice house and a lovely wife, and he is close to selling...
PLOT: Laurie Strode faced the boogeyman, but it seems he is back for seconds. Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2 continues from where the first left off… sort of. But Laurie has lost her innocence and in many ways, he sanity. And...
PLOT: Based on the memoirs of Elliot Tiber, TAKING WOODSTOCK is a comedy about a young man who becomes one of the key players in bringing to light what is arguably the most important music festival in history. By “taking”...
PLOT: Lance Clayton is a sad man who teaches poetry to a classroom of about three or four. He is on the verge of losing the class altogether and possibly losing his girlfriend to a more successful teacher. But at...
PLOT: In the days leading up to a U.S led war in the Middle East, a none-too-bright UK Minister, Simon Foster (Tom Hollander), finds himself in hot water with the Prime Minister’s top spin doctor, Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi) when...
PLOT: During the first year of the German occupation of France, a Jewish girl named Shosanna watches in horror as her family is killed. She escapes. Meanwhile, Lieutenant Aldo Raine is organizing a group of Jewish American soldiers known as...
PLOT: Henry (Eric Bana) has a unique problem. A genetic abnormality has left him with the ability to time travel- although he has no control over where and when he travels whenever a random spell hits him. This has left...
Plot: Don Ready (Jeremy Piven) is a legendary used-car salesmen, who, along with his sales team (Ving Rhames, Kathryn Hahn, & David Koechner) is hired by a fledgling auto-dealership owner (James Brolin), to liquidate all the cars on his lot...
NOTE: There is a national MIDNIGHT SCREENING on Thursday night for DISTRICT 9. Check your local listings! PLOT:: An extra-terrestrial race lands in Johannesburg, South Africa, and is confined to a ghetto called District 9. Twenty years after the landing,...
