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ARROW NOTE: I will review the film when/if it ever comes out in Canada. PLOT: Saya is a young girl who also happens to be a slayer of vampires. While her appearance is of a 16-year old, she has lived...
Plot: A para-psychologist (Sophie Ward), moves into an old house, which has been the center of several brutal encounters with the paranormal. She’s soon joined by one of her students, a young man (Jonas Armstrong), who supposedly possesses psychic powers....
PLOT: In this “story of boy meets girl,” romantic greeting card writer Tom (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) falls for his boss’ new secretary, Summer (Zooey Deschanel). What follows are 500 days of love, anguish, and the aphrodisiac that is Ikea, as Tom...
PLOT: After Jimmy gets dumped by his woman for the seventh time, and Fletch punches at kid at work getting him fired, both friends somehow manage to end up in a cursed village, unknowingly been sent to a remote cabin...
PLOT: Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) & co., are back for another year at Hogwarts, and this year, not only will they have to deal with their raging pubescent hormones, but also the minions of the evil Lord Voldemort. REVIEW: Before...
PLOT: Adam has a very specific way of living. He has his clothes lined out and he eats the same meal all the time. He follows a very specific pattern which is threatened after the death of his father. Specifically,...
Plot: When Madeline Matheson loses her unborn baby in an auto accident, she insists to her midwife that she wants to carry it for the full term. And once the baby is born, cold and lifeless, a miracle happens. Almost...
Plot: A biopic of Master Ip Man (Donnie Yen), a famous martial arts instructor, who, later in his life, taught Bruce Lee. This film chronicles his early years, during the occupation of China by the Japanese on the eve of...
PLOT: After contracting a deadly disease, a priest goes for a dangerous treatment that seems to kill most of the patience. But the priest survives, and soon finds himself craving something he’d never craved before… the taste of blood. Facing...
PLOT: Flamboyant Austrian fashion reporter Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen) is fired from his television show and is suddenly a nobody. In an attempt to become famous again, he heads to Los Angeles, attempting everything from a talk show involving a...
