Movie Reviews

Review: Twilight

Rating: 3/10

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: When young Bella Swan’s mother decides to travel with her new husband, the young seventeen year old decides to move in with her father who lives in Washington. She finds herself in a new school with new friends and...

Review: Indiana Jones 4

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"I could watch any of the previous INDIANA JONES movies again in a heartbeat, but I sadly cannot say the same for this film." JoBlo reviews "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health...

Review: Bad Biology

Rating: 3/10

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: The two main characters of BAD BIOLOGY have body issues the kind of which no normal person ever encounters. Let’s not beat around the bush: she’s got seven clits and he’s got a penis the size of his leg...

Review: Hancock

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"…who creates a superhero movie and doesn’t come up with a friggin’ bad guy!?!?" JoBlo reviews "Hancock" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t been able to review the same amount...

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Hancock

Rating: 5/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Peter Berg Writer: Vincent Ngo, Vince Gilligan Producers: Michael Mann, Akiva Goldsman, James Lassiter Actors: Will Smith as Hancock Charlize Theron as Mary Jason Bateman as Ray Plot: A drunk, uncouth superhero living in Los Angeles is...

Review: TimeCrimes

Rating: 8/10

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: Hector (Karra Elejalde) is an ordinary man trying to relax on a very ordinary day in the yard of his new home in the Spanish countryside. But this comfy relaxation time soon veers into Hitchcock territory when he spots...

Review: The Strangers

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"…a very intense and chilling horror movie that will most certainly scare the shit out of most viewers, especially those who will be brave enough to watch it alone at home and in the dark." JoBlo reviews "The Strangers" JOBLO...

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The Strangers

Rating: 7/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Bryan Bertino Writer: Bryan Bertino Producers: Doug Davison, Nathan Kahane, Roy Lee Actors: Liv Tyler as Kristen Scott Speedman as James Glenn Howerton as Mike Plot: A young couple return home after a wedding, a little drunk,...

Review: Incredible Hulk

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"…if you love videogames and enjoy watching two massive monsters kicking the beejesus out of one another, THE INCREDIBLE HULK is for you and then some!" JoBlo reviews "The Incredible Hulk" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty...

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The Incredible Hulk

Rating: 7/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Louis Leterrier Writer: Zak Penn Producers: Avi Arad, Kevin Feige, Gale Anne Hurd Actors: Ed Norton as Bruce Banner, Liv Tyler as Betty, Tim Roth as Emil Blonsky Plot: Scientist Bruce Banner got messed up by some...

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