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Plot: In the distant future- a mercenary (Vin Diesel) is hired to transport a mysterious young woman (Melanie Thierry) from Russia to the U.S- while being pursued by a murderous religious cult. Review: BABYLON A.D is a mess. I can’t...
"It’s not the greatest superhero movie ever made, but it’s a damn fun ride and definitely an impressive opening round for a comic book fave that could easily become a cinematic fan-favorite in years to come…" JoBlo reviews "Iron Man"...
Review Date: Director: Jon Favreau Writer: Mark Fergus, Hawk Ostby, Art Marcum, Matt Holloway Producers: Avi Arad, Kevin Feige Actors: Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark Terrence Howard as Rhodey Gwyneth Paltrow as Pepper Potts Plot: A really really rich...
"…I had a good time, I would totally recommend it to kids and if you’re a parent, you’re definitely not gonna be bored-stupid by it either." JoBlo reviews "Kung Fu Panda" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty...
Review Date: Director: Mark Osborne, John Stevenson Writer: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger Producers: Melissa Cobb Actors: Jack Black as Po Dustin Hoffman as Shifu Angelina Jolie as Tigress Plot: A fat Panda dreams of becoming the ultimate kung fu warrior,...
Review Date: Director: Guillermo del Toro Writer: Guillermo del Toro Producers: Lawrence Gordon, Lloyd Levin, Joe Roth Actors: Ron Perlman as Hellboy Selma Blair as Liz Doug Jones as Abe Sapien Plot: Hellboy and his gang of extraordinary friends return...
"Yes, THE DARK KNIGHT might’ve been the biggest money making movie of the summer, but HELLBOY 2 deserved a lot more than what it got, so if you haven’t seen it yet, make an effort to check it out as...
Plot: Samir Horn (Don Cheadle), a former special forces operative & devout Muslim, becomes part of a terrorist cell while serving time for selling arms in Yemen. Upon his escape, his actions bring him to the attention of the F.B.I-...
PLOT: Shelley Darlingson is the luckiest Playboy Playmate ever. It seems that she is up for the coveted Centerfold and she is about to have a big old birthday bash as she turns 27. But the day after the party,...
Plot: Dana Marschz (Steve Coogan), a failed, untalented actor- works as a drama coach in a Tuscon, AZ high school. When he finds out his beloved drama department is being shut down, Marschz tries to save the day by writing...
