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Review: Felon

Rating: 7/10

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: All around decent family man Wade Porter (Stephen Dorff) has got it all: hot wife, cute kid, his own business, etc. After he kills a home-invader in a way deemed not exactly “in self-defense”, it all vanishes and is...

Review: Tropic Thunder

Rating: 9/10

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: A group of actors – including fading action star Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller), comedian Jeff Portnoy (Jack Black), and method actor Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.) – shooting a big budget war epic on location in the jungles of...

Review: Zohan

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"It felt like it’d been a while since I’d laughed pretty steadily to an Adam Sandler flick, but the first 15 minutes of this film cracked my ass up…" JoBlo reviews "You Don’t Mess with the Zohan" JOBLO NOTE: Since...

You Don’t Mess with the Zohan

Rating: 7/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Dennis Dugan Writer: Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Robert Smigel Producers: Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo Actors: Adam Sandler as Zohan Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia John Turturro as The Phantom Plot: A top-notch Israeli commando decides to follow his...

Review: The Love Guru

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"…I’m a fan of cock jokes as much as the next guy, but this film might have broken the record for the most penis jokes in one sitting. I mean, wow, that’s a lot of cock…jokes." JoBlo reviews "The Love...

The Love Guru

Rating: 4/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Marco Schnabel Writer: Mike Myers, Graham Cordy Producers: Mike Myers, Michael DeLuca, Donald Lee Jr Actors: Mike Myers as Guru Pitka Jessica Alba as Jane Justin Timberlake as Jacques Plot: A “love guru” of Indian persuasion is...

Wanted

Rating: 8/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Timur Bekmambetov Writer: Michael Brandt, Derek Haas, Chris Morgan Producers: Jim Lemley, Jason Netter, Marc Platt, Iain Smith Actors: James McAvoy as Wesley Angelina Jolie as Fox Morgan Freeman as Sloan Plot: A disgruntled office worker is...

Review: Wanted

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

“…once Angelina Jolie’s skinny ass enters the picture and bullets start flying through people’s brains at an alarming rate, I was hunkered down in my seat with a shit-eatin’ grin on my pasty fat face until the film’s blazing finale.”...

Review: Hellride

Rating: 6/10

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: A long time ago, a woman was brutally murdered by a vicious biker gang. She left behind a son who disappeared soon after, and a safe deposit box with something that may be very beneficial to whoever finds it....