Movie Reviews

Review: Untraceable

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

“…a low-rent version of SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, combined with some FEAR DOT COM (yeah, there’s a movie you want to be compared to!) and a little bit of the torture-horror genre.” JoBlo reviews “Untraceable” JOBLO NOTE: Since my health...

Review: Semi-Pro

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"…I have to admit that not much about this movie made me laugh much at all." JoBlo reviews "Semi-Pro" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t been able to review the...

Semi-Pro

Rating: 4/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Kent Alterman Writer: Scot Armstrong Producers: Jimmy Miller Actors: Will Ferrell as Jackie Woody Harrelson as Monix Andre Benjamin as Coffee Black Plot: The year is 1976 and Will Ferrell owns his own basketball team, which he...

Review: The Foot Fist Way

Rating: 7/10

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: Fred Simmons is a Tae Kwon Do instructor who thinks he has it all together. That is, until he finds out his wife has a tendency to cheat on him. Somehow he tries to incorporate what he teaches to...

Review: The Strangers

Rating: 5/10

Posted 18 years ago

Plot: A young couple (Liv Tyler & Scott Speedman)- who are staying at an isolated vacation home, are terrorized by three masked strangers. Review: I wanted to like THE STRANGERS- I really did. The trailers for the film were excellent-...

Review: Sex and the City

Rating: 7/10

Posted 18 years ago

PLOT: Four years after a tearful goodbye, NYC’s sexiest BFF’s reunite for more sex, love, fashion, Manolos and Cosmos on the big screen. The hot ensemble cast returns as Carrie – the successful, fashion-obsessed, columnist, author and narrator of the...

The Mist

Rating: 6/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Frank Darabont Writer: Frank Darabont Producers: Frank Darabont, Liz Glotzer Actors: Thomas Jane as David Marcia Gay Harden as Mrs. Carmody Laurie Holden as Amanda Plot: A thick smog crawls into a small town right after a...

Review: The Mist

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"…if you’re looking for a decent suspenseful horror flick with a penchant for big-ass bugs and bloody murders, this film will certainly appease those desires" JoBlo reviews "The Mist" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the...

Review: Be Kind Rewind

Rating: 0/10

Posted 18 years ago

"…a little “psssst” to director Michel Gondry: stick to directing and leave the quirky screenplays to Charlie Kaufman, mon ami. Nobody can do it all alone." JoBlo reviews "Be Kind Rewind" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty...

Be Kind Rewind

Rating: 3/10

Posted 18 years ago

Review Date: Director: Michel Gondry Writer: Michel Gondry Producers: Georges Bermann, Julie Fong Actors: Jack Black as Jerry Mos Def as Mike Danny Glover as Elroy Plot: An old man leaves his local videostore to his best employee to watch...

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