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Plot: A bullied South Boston teenager, Jason (Michael Angarano)-who’s obsessed with kung fu films, finds himself transported back to ancient China when he comes into contact with a mysterious golden staff. According to legend, the staff belonged to the mythical...
Review Date: Director: Roger Donaldson Writer: Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais Producers: Steve Chasman, Charles Roven Actors: Jason Statham as Terry Saffron Burrows as Martine Richard Lintern as Tim Plot: A two-bit car lot owner is being harassed by local...
PLOT: Ted Gray is one of the best in his class. He is transferred to a best of the best pathology program where he finds himself an outcast. Soon, Jake Gallo, the most powerful of the med school click takes...
"…a darn entertaining Western featuring some top-notch performances by cool men actors, including a memorable turn by Ben Foster and plenty of gunplay for…well, people who love the gunplay." JoBlo reviews "3:10 to Yuma" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has...
Review Date: Director: James Mangold Writer: Halsted Welles, Michael Brandt, Derek Haas Producers: Cathy Konrad Actors: Christian Bale as Dan Evans Russell Crowe as Ben Ben Foster as Charlie Plot: Super bad guy Ben Wade (aka Russell Crowe) shuffles into...
PLOT: When a composer finds himself getting dumped by his girlfriend, the lead actress on the television show he works on, he sinks into a deep depression. Through the urging of his friends, he decides to get away from it...
PLOT: A secret government facility is the scene of a deadly “chemo-virus” outbreak, enabling the dead to become hungry monsters… Since apparently the lab is in the same building as “Rhino’s,” a sleazy strip club, it’s Dead Babes Dancing before...
ARROW NOTE: God damn it! Of course PATHOLOGY wasn’t released in my parts. DAMN IT! Time for me to find an American chick and marry that shite already. Anyways, here’s JimmyO’ review of the film till I get my finger...
"The film just didn’t feel like anything special." JoBlo reviews "Run Fatboy Run" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t been able to review the same amount of films as before,...
Review Date: Director: David Schwimmer Writer: Michael Ian Black, Simon Pegg Producers: Sarah Curtis, Robert Jones Actors: Simon Pegg as Dennis Thandie Newton as Libby Hank Azaria as Whit Plot: A confused man bails on his wedding and his pregnant...
