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"I truly hope that it catches a second life in home theaters, because the film really does deserve to be seen…" JoBlo reviews "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the...
PLOT: It was a time with college football was all anybody cared about. Professional football was played without rules, sometimes without caring who wins and almost always, without an ticket buyers. So when the entire league gets shut down, they...
PLOT: It’s the kind of vacation we all need, when best friends, Amy and Stacy spend some time in Mexico with their boyfriends for rest and relaxation. While having some sun time at the hotel, they meet up with a...
Plot: An IMAX concert film featuring The Rolling Stones- directed by Martin Scorsese. Review: All hail The Rolling Stones!!! That seems to be the message of Martin Scorsese’s ode to the band- SHINE A LIGHT. As a more than casual...
PLOT: Boy’s a math genius. But boy needs money to attend Harvard. Boy gets roped into counting cards by a hottie. Boy, hottie and friends make loads of cash. Cash goes to boy’s head. Double-crosses and Hollywood cliches ensue. REVIEW:...
PLOT: Five years after running out on his pregnant fiancé on the day of their wedding, Dennis’ life seems to have fallen apart. He is late on his rent, he keeps making mistakes with his five-year-old son, and his ex...
Plot: Three geeky high school freshmen hire a down on his luck bodyguard- the titular Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson), to protect them from bullies. Hijinx ensue. Review: I never thought I’d see the day – a giant rat turd of...
PLOT: Michael Haneke remakes his own 1997 German film about a nice family taking a vacation in their cabin by a lake. Ann and George and their young son Georgie notice that their neighbors have a couple of young men...
Plot: Based on Dr. Seuss’ classic children’s story, HORTON HEARS A WHO! is the story of Horton the elephant (voiced by Jim Carrey). Horton lives in the jungle, and leads a happy, uncomplicated life until one fateful day when he...
ARROW NOTE: Being that like Diary of the Dead, Funny Games didn’t open in my neck of the crack house, here’s JimmyO’s review of it. When I’ll get to see it, I’ll review it. PLOT: Michael Haneke remakes his own...
