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PLOT: While shooting a student horror film in the middle of the Pennsylvania woods, something horrible begins to happen. When one crew member is watching the local news, they find that there are several reports of the dead coming back...
Review Date: Director: Xavier Gens Writer: Skip Woods Producers: Adrian Askarieh, Luc Besson, Chuck Gordon Actors: Timothy Olyphant as Agent 47 Dougray Scott as Mike Olga Kurylenko as Nika Plot: An orphaned kid is shown to have been brought up...
“A fun little disposable action movie.“ JoBlo reviews “Hitman” JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t been able to review the same amount of films as before, but I’ll be slapping...
PLOT: In September 2005, actor Vince Vaughn, along with his producing partner Peter Billingsley, gathered up four relatively unknown comics from L.A’s famous Comedy Store- and took them on a cross country, month long comedy tour though America’s Heartland. This...
PLOT: Finn is a well-meaning treasure hunter who has spent many years searching for a legendary treasure lost at sea in 1715. His soon to be ex-wife Tess, has finally given up on him as he always seems to thing...
Review Date: Director: Oliver Hirschbiegel Writer: David Kajganich Producers: Joel Silver Actors: Nicole Kidman as Carol Daniel Craig as Ben Jeffrey Wright as Dr. Galeano Plot: Nicole Kidman is a shrink who loves to wear a lot of clingy sweaters....
“…some of the extreme editing in this movie just made it feel like it was chopped up by someone who just wanted to bring the film in under 90 minutes or something.“ JoBlo reviews “The Invasion” JOBLO NOTE: Since my...
Review Date: Director: David Slade Writer: Steve Niles, Stuart Beattie, Brian Nelson Producers: Sam Raimi, Robert G. Tapert Actors: Josh Hartnett as Eben Melissa George as Stella Danny Huston as Marlow Plot: A small Alaskan town (pop. 152) is prepping...
“I do highly recommend it to all vampire movie lovers though, as it certainly does entertain, particularly for those who consider a man chopping off the head of one of his friends…entertaining. Twice!“ JoBlo reviews “30 Days of Night” JOBLO...
PLOT: After a situation arises from a recent hit, two hit men, Ken and Ray, are sent to Bruges for a couple weeks of vacation. Once there, they are ordered to wait for a phone call from the man in...
