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The Prestige

Rating: 7/10

Posted 19 years ago

Review Date: Director: Christopher Nolan Writer: Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan Producers: Christopher Nolan, Aaron Ryder, Emma Thomas Actors: Christian Bale as Alfred Hugh Jackman as Robert Michael Caine as Cutter Plot: It’s the turn of the century (1899) and two...

Review: Eastern Promises

Rating: 8/10

Posted 19 years ago

PLOT: When a midwife seeks to find family for a baby whose mother died during childbirth, she discovers a diary written in Russian. Hoping to find the names of her family so the child doesn’t end up in foster care,...

Review: The Prestige

Rating: 0/10

Posted 19 years ago

"I mean, it’s Batman vs Wolverine…how can you go wrong?!?!!" JoBlo reviews "The Prestige" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t been able to review the same amount of films as...

Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer

Rating: 5/10

Posted 19 years ago

Review Date: Director: Tim Story Writer: Don Payne, Mark Frost Producers: Avi Arad, Bernd Eichinger, Ralph Winter Actors: Jessica Alba as Sue, Chris Evans as Johnny, Michael Chiklis as the Thing Plot: The Fantastic Four have become well-known icons in...

Review: Eastern Promises

Rating: 8/10

Posted 19 years ago

Knocked Up

Rating: 7/10

Posted 19 years ago

Review Date: Director: Judd Apatow Writer: Judd Apatow Producers: Judd Apatow, Shauna Robertson, Clayton Townsend Actors: Seth Rogen as Ben Katherine Heigl as Alison Leslie Mann as Debbie Plot: A goofy jobless pothead Canadian (I just described myself) somehow manages...

Review: Knocked Up

Rating: 0/10

Posted 19 years ago

"See it with your girlfriend or girlfriend-to-be and get into many ‘interesting’ conversations afterwards. And oh yeah, use a condom!" JoBlo reviews "Knocked Up" JOBLO NOTE: Since my health has been pretty shitty over the past few years, I haven’t...

Review: Dragon Wars

Rating: 5/10

Posted 19 years ago

PLOT: Every five-hundred years, there is a battle between good and evil when a young woman is born with a Yeouijoo (a glowing magic pearl). She is born with a tattoo that tells of her destiny. And when she turns...

Transformers

Rating: 7/10

Posted 19 years ago

Review Date: Director: Micheal Bay Writer: Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman Producers: Ian Bryce, Tom DeSanto, Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Don Murphy Actors: Shia LaBeouf as Sam, Megan Fox as Mikaela, Josh Duhamel as Lennox Plot: The kid from DISTURBIA, once again,...