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Review: Lucky You

Rating: 6/10
A degenerate poker player who’s actually pretty good at the game tries to raise the money (10,000 buckaroos) for the entrance fee to the World Series of Poker event. He meets a nice girl who plays by the rules and...
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Review: Rant

Rating: 0/10
It would certainly take multiple readings to fully digest the dense and complex ideas presented in “RANT: AN ORAL BIOGRAPHY OF BUSTER CASEY”, Chuck Palahniuk’s latest exploration into the depravity of the human condition but having only read it once,...
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Review: Spider-Man 3

Rating: 8/10
Our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is back for a third time webslinging into action. There is a lot happening this time around; life is good for Spider-Man, the city loves him and crime is down. Mary Jane is on Broadway and...
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Review: The Condemned

Rating: 5/10
An uber-successful TV producer handpicks a bunch of death row convicts from around the world to participate in a “fight ‘till the death” (cue STAR TREK fighting music) in an attempt to win their freedom. Oh yeah, the event is...
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Review: Next

Rating: 0/10
Cris Johnson, a small time Vegas magician, has the unusual ability of seeing two minutes into his own future. He tries to stay under the radar and use his abilities to win small stakes in the local casinos, but his...
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Review: Spider-Man 3

Rating: 8/10
PLOT: Taking off pretty soon after the last film ended, Peter Parker has no idea the troubles that await him. His ex-best friend wants him dead, Mary Jane has grown tired of his inflated ego, a troubled man made of...
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Review: Sunshine

Rating: 0/10
Living in the UK, I was able to see SUNSHINE in the cinema last week. In its first week, it’s sitting an admirable 4th at the box-office, behind BLADES OF GLORY, 300 (obviously) and for reasons unknown, MR. BEAN’S HOLIDAY...
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Review: Perfect Stranger

Rating: 3/10
After the gruesome death of her childhood friend, an investigative reporter goes undercover as a temp at an elite advertising agency (packed with hotties) in the hopes of bringing down the killer, who just happens to be the President of...
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Review: Grindhouse

Rating: 9/10
Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino re-create the exploitative movies of the old 60’s and 70’s “Grindhouse” experience where excessive gore, violence and sex were welcomed and expected. The first story, PLANET TERROR, begins with a small town, in a fight-for-your-life...
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Review: Knocked Up

Rating: 9/10
There’s that great line in THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN where Seth Rogen’s character tells Steve Carrell to punch a girl, and when he protests Rogen says “No, you punch her in her f*cking head emotionally.” I can’t think of...
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