Y’all get a chance to scope our girl Jenna Busch’s interview with JONAH HEX himself, Josh Brolin last week? No? Do yourself a favor and get down with that shite HERE. In the meantime, it appears Warner Bros. has not only unlocked some new footage from the Jimmy Hayward genre-blender, 4 character posters for the flick have been released as well. If you happen to be a fan of Megan Fox groping a loaded…uh…pistol, you might wanna page down and check these shites out!
First up is the radiant Fox, who despite rockin’ bedraggled hooker garb, looks pretty damn tasty. Of course, seeing her brandish a snub-nose while flashing some thigh doesn’t hurt!
Next up is, aside from the sheer aesthetics of the Fox poster, my favorite one. I mean, c’mon…Malkovich with a shotty, a solemn facial expression and a dead rat of hair on his lip…f*ckin’ brilliant!
Batting third is my least favorite. It shows Michael Fassbender’s character Burke, who in my estimation resembles a cross between The Riddler, that tatted up fairy boy from BEASTLY and Peter Weller. Could be worse, I guess.
Saving the titular badass for last, the final poster shows Jonah Hex in profile, his mangled mouth hidden beneath his lapel. It’s not the most impressive look at Hex, but hey…they can’t all be winners.
Desecrating theaters June 18th, JONAH HEX (Josh Brolin) is a scarred drifter and bounty hunter of last resort, a tough and stoic gunslinger who can track down anyone…and anything. Having survived death, Jonah’s violent history is steeped in myth and legend, and has left him with one foot in the natural world and one on the “other side.” His only human connection is with Lilah (Megan Fox), whose life in a brothel has left her with scars of her own. But Jonah’s past is about to catch up with him when the U.S. military makes him an offer he can’t refuse: in exchange for the freedom from the warrants on his head, he must track down and stop the dangerous terrorist Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich). But Turnbull, who is gathering an army and preparing to unleash hell, is also Jonah’s oldest enemy and will stop at nothing until Jonah is dead.