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New kickass Expendables poster ensures they’re blowing up your theater!

So, what are the early returns on THE EXPENDABLES? You dig that shite or did you dig that shite? Let us know below!

But before you do, it appears Nu Image/Millennium Films has issued one last one-sheet for the ultra-violent actioner, and we’ve pasted that shite up for your peepers below. Unlike a few posters we’ve seen that focus on Sly, Statham and Li alone, this new look has every gun-toting mothaf*cka in tow…Stallone, Statham, Li, Couture, Lundgren, Autsin, Crews, Rourke and Willis. In other words, the REAL A-Team!

For those absent this past week, I implore you to check out this awesome clip from the film (if you haven’t seen it, that is), as well as a cool promotional site that has Sly, Crews, Roberts, Couture and Lundgren offering some pretty amusing body-building tips. Not to be missed, yo!

When the mysterious Church offers Barney a job no one else would take, Barney and his team embark on what appears to be a routine mission: overthrow General Gaza (David Zayas), the murderous dictator of the small island country of Vilena and end the years of death and destruction inflicted on its people. On a reconnaissance mission to Vilena, Barney and Christmas meet their contact Sandra (Giselle Itie), a local freedom-fighter with a dark secret. They also come to learn who their true enemy is: rogue ex-CIA operative James Monroe (Eric Roberts) and his henchman Paine (Steve Austin). When things go terribly wrong, Barney and Christmas are forced to leave Sandra behind, essentially giving her a death sentence. Haunted by this failure, Barney convinces the team to return to Vilena to rescue the hostage and finish the job he started. And to perhaps save a soul: his own.

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