Ahh Lindsay, just what I picture you doing most nights: dressing inappropriately and licking something that probably has lots of filth on it…
Obviously, this is a look at Lindsay Lohan’s MACHETE character “The Sister”, who is conspicuously missing from the recently released trailer. The word is it’s because she doesn’t have a whole lot of screen time in the picture, but there’s no question that anything she’s attached to drops down a notch or two on the desirability scale. No one wants to say they’re seeing a movie with Lindsay Lohan in it, and no studio wants to lay claim to even giving her a job…
Jeff Fahey and Cheech Marin on the other hand? Hell yes! I’m rather glad to live in a world where these two are being given priority over Blowhan, how about you? These images popped up over at the official MACHETE site, VivaMachete.com which is pretty cool, although we’ve seen most of what it has to offer already. Dig the music though!
Machete (Danny Trejo) is a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert DeNiro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin), his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
MACHETE opens on SEPTEMBER 3rd.