We just got our hands on the newest SAW V art. Must say it’s nothing special. We already know from the first teaser trailer, and subsequent official stills (see below), that Scott “I should’ve stuck with Gilmore Girls” Patterson’s Agent Strahm finds himself with his head crammed in a glass box, and that’s basically what you’ve got with this poster.
No, not very clever, as some SAW one-sheets in the past have been, but let’s face it: it could be an image of a stuffed animal sitting on top of a birthday cake, as long as the title SAW V is there, Lionsgate has nothing to worry about. (Unless horror fans decide to boycott it because of the MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN fiasco… Whoops, did I just suggest that?)
SAW V stars Costas Mandylor (as the series’ new villain Hoffman), Julie Benz, Meagan Good, Mark Rolston, Tobin Bell, and of course, Scott Patterson as the world’s most unconvincing FBI Agent/Human Being…
Do I need to tell you when it opens?
“Dammit, they found a way to keep me in the movie without subjecting the audience to my voice!”