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New Twilight Saga: Eclipse one-sheet is (shocker!) bland, boring

It’s quite obvious by now that Summit feels absolutely no need to be creative in any way with their TWILIGHT posters; look no further than the new ECLIPSE one-sheet that has been released, which is as routine and unimaginative as the rest of them. Kristen Stewart still looks stoned, Robert Pattinson still looks pissed off, and Taylor Lautner still looks like a Boy Band member. Everyone involved with the flicks – from the cast right down to the art department – is strictly on cruise control now…

What worries me is the tagline: It all begins… with a choice. What the f*ck? BEGINS?! This is the third damn entry, what are they implying? Hopefully, the beginning of the end…


In THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger as Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between Edward and Jacob — knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella is confronted with the most important decision of her life.

ECLIPSE opens on JUNE 30th (to millions and millions of dollars).

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Eric Walkuski