In the mood for some puerile seediness? Leave it up to Jerry O’Connell!
Remember last month when we featured a viral clip from the marketing team behind Alexandre Aja’s PIRANHA 3-D, in which O’Connell’s oily character pimping out his latest Girls Gone Wild type video? That shite was pure heat, right?
Well, looks like O’Connell’s Derek Jones is back, this time with his seedy sidekick. Unfortunately, there’s no bikini-clad ass parades here, but it’s still worth a chuckle. Why? Look no further than Derrick calling for a government bailout of his Wild Wild Girls endeavor. Of course, the only reason it’s funny is because both men play it completely straight. Non-sexually speaking.
In case it’s slipped your wig, PIRANHA 3-D is set in In Lake Havasu, Arizona, when a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas… Theyre back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Havasu explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend – the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Havasu sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas – a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds..
Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, Eli Roth, Jessica Szhor, Christopher Lloyd, Richard Dreyfus, Riley Steele, Dina Meyer and Ving Rhames make up the principal cast.
PIRANHA 3-D masticates theaters August 27th!
Will this photo of Riley Steele and Kelly Brook ever get old?!?