When it was Ellen Degeneres, the world said, “No shit.” When it was Rosie O’Donnell’s turn, society yawned and exclaimed, “Next!” But this? This is a wow!
Amber Heard, one of our most beloved horror hotties, has come out of the closet. The slinky star of such flicks as ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE, THE STEPFATHER and the upcoming DRIVE ANGRY spoke out the other day at a celebration of 25 years of The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD). To be fair, she did the right thing and shouldn’t be ashamed of who she is. But still… Wow!
The revelation means a couple of things for you dudes out there:
1) Now even your most teeny, tiny, infinitesimal shot at hooking up with Amber Heard has been blown to smithereens.
2) Your dark, perverse fantasies featuring Heard and another hot girl are, in fact, a reality!
So it’s not all that bad. For you ladies out there, however… well, your hopes should be high! Don’t give me that “I don’t swing that way” routine, either. I know that when the night wears on and you’ve had one too many apple martinis you start to get freaky. Plus, face it, you’re not turning down Amber Heard, no matter what. Hence I think it’s in your best interest to go out there, find Ms. Heard (that girlfriend of hers, pictured above, is going to be a thing of the past soon, believe it), bring her out onto the dance floor and let nature take its course!
Naturally, we want the exclusive photos…
If you’re interested, here is a sample of an interview Heard gave with AfterEllen.com in which she talks about why she’s finally come out:
“I think GLAAD is one of the many reasons that I, as a 24-year-old, can come out. I think that organizations like GLAAD make that possible because if it weren’t for opinions being changed, people being influenced, people being engaged to do the right thing, then there would be no prerogative for anyone to come out. Like I said, I can’t be a part of the problem. I hate the idea of a label just as much as anyone else but I’m with who I’m with, I love who I love and I’m if not a better actress than I was yesterday and my personal life should have no effect on that. I think that the injustice of people staying in the closet is more than I can bear with a clear conscience and I couldn’t sleep at night if I was a part of that problem, if I was part of the lies.”
Heard will be seen in DRIVE ANGRY and John Carpenter’s THE WARD next year.