Say what you will about Uwe Boll’s directing skills…. I mean, really, say what you will, cause I don’t think there’s a soul out there who would argue with you if you’re opinion is the guy can’t make movies worth a damn. But anyway, regardless of that fact, the guy knows how to crank his movies out like they’re going out of style, which is great if you’re a fan, though not so much if you’re not.
Where the hell am I going with this? A poster for Boll’s latest flick SEED has made it’s sneaky little head onto the net over at BlairWitch.de, and out of all the things that I could say, the one phrase that jumped into my brain was: what the f*ck???
It’s a cool looking poster, very dark and dirty and gross to look at, the way a poster should look like for a horror movie, but seriously… what the f*ck am I looking at here??? I think I see a window frame in there… and that’s about all I can make out. Is there anyone out there who can tell what this is? If so, spit some bullets below and let me know!
To check out other SEED shots, including one bloody bathroom sequence and another picture I can’t understand at all, go ahead and click HERE. SEED, starring William Sanderson and Jodelle Ferland, is gearing to hit theaters sometime in the near future, though no date has been set.