One of the most popular movies of the summer was the David Gordon Green-directed Pineapple Express. Personally I was pretty wasted when I saw the film, and therefor had to fend off my incessant urge to pass out. Point is, my alcoholism prevented me from fully enjoying the film, so I took my friend’s words for it and convinced myself that I liked it. This newly released summary of the film only reassures my position. Hi Mom!