You can check out the trailer for MYSTERIES OF PITTSBURGH BELOW. Based on Michael Chabon’s novel, the movie follows a recent college graduate (Jon Foster) who crosses his father to explore love and sexuality.
I haven’t read the book so I don’t know if I totally misread the trailer, but from what I can tell this dude is banging Sienna Miller, and then realizes he is gonna bang Peter Sarsgaard instead. Quite frankly, a situation has not declined this acutely since Custer decided to crush Little Bighorn.