Wait, sorry. That was misleading– I don’t actually have the deleted scenes that Sir Ridley has teased us with in recent news strories, but I do have descriptions and running times from the BBFC’s Blu-ray/DVD listing. Which is just as good, right? I mean, the power of your imagination combined with the titles below should yield results far more interesting than the scenes themselves. All of mine involve Charlize Theron holding a pulse rifle while wearing a Weyland-Yutani string bikini. Yes, even the ones taking place before the Earth’s existence. I’m all inclusive that way.
00:02:31:16 (ARRIVAL OF THE ENGINEERS) (DELETED SCENE)
00:00:58:05 (T’IS THE SEASON) (DELETED SCENE)
00:00:42:08 (OUR FIRST ALIEN) (DELETED SCENE)
00:00:42:14 (SKIN) (DELETED SCENE) 00:01:22:01 (WE’RE NOT ALONE ANYMORE) (DELETED SCENE)
00:02:57:01 (STRANGE BEDFELLOWS) (DELETED SCENE)
00:01:25:04 (HOLLOWAY HUNGOVER) (DELETED SCENE)
00:00:23:12 (DAVID’S OBJECTIVE) (DELETED SCENE)
00:03:27:07 (JANEK FILLS VICKERS IN) (DELETED SCENE)
00:03:40:12 (A KING HAS HIS REIGN) (DELETED SCENE)
00:02:01:24 (FITFIELD ATTACKS) (DELETED SCENE)
00:04:06:06 (THE ENGINEER SPEAKS) (DELETED SCENE)
00:05:30:04 (FINAL BATTLE) (DELETED SCENE)
00:05:05:19 (PARADISE) (DELETED SCENE)
Pre-order PROMETHEUS on DVD, Blu-ray, or Blu-ray 3D and find out on October 11th if the real scenes can outdo my juvenile male interpretation of them.