Ricci is Faire game

Christina Ricci, Owen Benjamin, Nadine Velasquez, Bill Engvall and Cedric the Entertainer have all joined the cast of ALL’S FAIRE IN LOVE. Benjamin (“The House Bunny”) will play an eager drama school grad whose new Renaissance Faire theater troupe makes him their fetch boy. His hopes and libido rise when he spots a Faire virgin (Ricci), but swashbuckling colleagues threaten to thwart their budding romance.

I’m not confirming this yet so don’t get too excited, but I was thinking earlier today that my new rule might just be that you can tell the caliber of a project by checking the next projects of the principals involved. Now, I’m not saying this film is gonna be a piece of shit, but Nadine Velasquez’s next project is to play ‘Candy Cans’ in the TV movie LARRY THE CABLE GUY’S STAR-STUDDED EXTRAVAGANZA. So umm, just be careful, I guess.