The Springwood Slasher is coming to broadcast t.v. First we had Rob Zombie hitting up “CSI: Miami”, and now Freddy Krueger – the Freddy Krueger – is set to make an appearance on Fox’s “Bones”. The “slasher-themed” episode will air sometime this spring, although a date has not yet been revealed.
The story finds jaded Brennan (Emily Blunt) planning to skip her high school reunion, until a murder sends her and Booth (David Boreanaz) to the scene to investigate. Englund will play a creepy custodian.
Not much more is known other than that. Hell, I hardly even know what the show is about, other than Brennan usually seems to have a stick up her butt and Angel is just being a goof who probably wants to bang her. That’s what the commercials tell me, at least.
Emily Deschanel is pretty cute though. I’m sure she’s provoked a few bones of her own. (Easy. Too easy..)