This
“story” would normally go up on our revamped MovieHotties.com
sister site, but since we’re still about a week or so away from that
launch, I figured I’d write it up here, especially since a schmoe
sent me this pic below and you all know about my particular
“interest” in Salma Hayek. Well, as much as I wanted to
believe that the
news of her marrying a rich French guy and being pregnant was
untrue, the picture below…well, does not lie. Now either
Salma-sita has put on some extra weight for a role as Jake LaMotta’s
wife or she’s friggin’ pregnant…and then some!! I guess I can
finally call off the dogs and give up on my journey to the land of
Hayek.
Pretty
soon she’ll be a MILF and I’ll be standing on the outside (moreso
than now), looking in. Then again, maybe not. Maybe it’s time to
pass the baton on to younger Latina babes like Catalina Sandino
Moreno or that chick from the GoDaddy.com commercials. I don’t know.
So confused. In a daze. Whatever the case, I’ll be “big
enough” of a man to admit defeat and surrender this battle.
Wishing both Salma and her foreign husband a very happy, healthy
child, of course. Salma, I trust you will return to form after all
this hooplah (although admittedly, she’s DAMN hot when she’s fat/preggers
as well!!), and we at JoBlo.com can continue to salivate over your
every move. Here’s looking at you, kid!