Sasquatch Assault trailer!

All hail those non-CGI, latex-and-fur-suited movie monsters! My friends, we’ve got for you the brand new trailer for the upcoming missing-link masterpiece, SASQUATCH ASSAULT. And hell yes, it’s definitely worth checking out directly below. Shit, this looks like one kick-ass action/horror assault on the senses. Plus, not only is said Sasquatch mean and hairy, but the supporting cast of humans/minced-meat are all colorfully crazy too! Check out the plot they’re all caught up in:

When a merciless bear poacher is caught and arrested deep in the woods of a state park, he and his truck are taken to a neglected precinct in the heart of a dying city. Unbeknownst to the authorities, the impounded truck holds a deadly cargo in the form of the legendary Sasquatch. Now, stuck in an unfamiliar world, the creature will let nothing and no one stop it from coming face-to-face with the unscrupulous man who ruthlessly ripped it from its environment.

This friggin’ beast has “Grab the popcorn” written all over it. If only we had a clearer release date beyond simply 2009. ASSAULT was directed by Andrew Gernhard from a script by James Doolan. The cast consists of Kevin Shea, Greg Nutcher, Sarah Ahearn, Cristina Santiago, Jason Criscoulo, Andrea Saenz, Alex Exum, and Cuyle Carvin.