English uber-hottie Kelly Brook looks to make a serious international splash in this month’s PIRANHA 3-D, and if this next piece of news is any indication…I’d say you’re gonna have to refill the f*ckin’ pool!
You see, the sexy stunner will be gracing the cover of next month’s Playboy magazine, replete with a full nude centerfold spread. Unfortunately we don’t have the titillating stills we all want, but we do have the sultry cover shot (below) as well as a PG airbrushed look (above) for you to leer at!
Here’s what the scorching 30 year old had to say about her involvement in the gentleman’s publication:
“I’m not 20 anymore. My boobs are real, and they even hang a little.”
Well…certainly nothing wrong with that, Kel. Any dude tells you otherwise, shoot me a call, I straighten him right the f*ck out!
Feeding in nine days – Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break; a riot of sun and drunken fun. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers; A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area’s new razor-toothed residents.
PIRANHA 3-D shows its teeth August 20th.