Did you miss SHARKTOPUS when it aired on Syfy this past September? You did?! What the f*ck’s the matter with you?! It’s SHARKTOPUS for the love of…
Okay, so you missed a movie called SHARKTOPUS starring a man named Eric Roberts and produced by one Roger Corman for some reason – there’s no reason to kill yourself just yet. It’s been announced that the tentacled, toothy mollusc-fish hybrid is heading home on MARCH 15th in both DVD and Blu-ray form. No artwork or supplemental material has been revealed, but I’m hoping and praying that Roberts will be providing a commentary.
Read the synopsis, which gives you the rundown on the SHARKTOPUS and his gripping story: It is known as S-11, a diabolical hybrid of shark and octopus created by genetic scientist Nathan Sands (Oscar®-nominee Eric Roberts of THE EXPENDABLES and THE DARK KNIGHT) as the U.S. Navy’s next super-weapon. But when its control implants are damaged during a training experiment, the beast escapes to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for a taste of sun, sand, bikini babes, jet-skiers, spring breakers and beyond. Now a hotshot mercenary, an investigative reporter, and Sand’s biomechanical engineer daughter must stop a creature like none ever witnessed before: It has superior intelligence. It attacks without warning. And it likes to snack on bungee jumpers.
Sharktopus adversary Sara Malakul Lane