If you’re still basking in the glow of the LIFE BLOOD DVD announcement from yesterday, then I’m here to burst your bubble. TRANSYLMANIA, the vampire spoof from the jerk offs who brought us DORM DAZE, has scored a new DVD release date and cover!
The one thing I can say about the cover (below) is that there are two chicks in bikinis with their heads cut off. That’s cool. Otherwise, this thing looks worse than a toilet after enchilada night. Maybe I’m being too hard on this p.o.s.–I ain’t gonna lie to ya, I haven’t actually seen it yet. But boy-oh-boy does it smell of hot garbage.
But hey, maybe you’re into crap like this, so here are the details to the DVD:
Wow. That’s all I’ll say. I guess if you’re into this movie enough to actually buy (or rent) it, then those might interest you. That said, the STONER trailer has me oddly excited… and I don’t even know why!
TRANSYLMANIA hits DVD shelves everywhere April 27, 2010. If you must, PRE-ORDER THAT SHIT HERE, and stick around as we eagerly await to see if it’ll score a Blu-ray release as well.