Who’s in the mood for an ocean of gore!
Lauded as gallon for gallon, the bloodiest film in the annals of cinema…we now have a second trailer for Alexandre Aja’s 3D reincarnation of PIRANHA. With the weekend abound, crack a brew, kick your feet up, get cozy…oh, and swaddle yourself in a hefty rain slicker…this shite could get messy!
Starring my main squeeze Elisabeth Shue (behind Pfeiffer, that is), Adam Scott, Eli Roth, Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Dina Meyer, Jerry O’Connell, Jessica Szhor, Riley Steele, Kelly Brook and a whole parade of bikini clad nubiles, PIRANHA 3-D takes place:
In Lake Havasu, Arizona, when a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting free scores of prehistoric piranhas… Theyre back! Every year the population of sleepy Lake Havasu explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for a single, wild weekend – the 4th of July, a riot of sun, drunken fun and sex-crazed mayhem. But this year, there’s something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers. Havasu sits in the crater formed by a prehistoric volcanic eruption, and when earth tremors tear open a crack in the lake floor, all hell breaks through. Piranhas – a million ravenous, razor-toothed monsters, unchanged since the dawn of time. Unstoppable killing machines acting blindly under one primeval impulse: to hunt down anything that moves and strip it to the raw, bleeding bone. In seconds.
August 27th is the day folks, get your damn tackle box handy!
Speaking of, I’d tackle them boxes any day!