This looks f*cking funny! I had to make that clear right off the bat. What I’m referring to is the new trailer for the horror/comedy STAN HELSING. I have yet to even establish the fact that said trailer features boobies, naughty language, the new generation of “classic” horror villains (like Michael and Jason), and our current Mistress of the Week, Diora Baird, in a very sexy Halloween costume. I just don’t know how you could go wrong with a lineup like that. I highly recommend you click on the link below to watch for yourself.
Shall we delve into the plot, then? Great: The story will take place on Halloween night, when a videostore clerk, Stan Helsing, must reluctantly save a town from the six most-feared monsters in cinematic history.
Trust me, it really does look as fun as it sounds. Definitely be on the lookout for one pissed-off “Chucky” replica. STAN is coming from writer/director Bo Zenga who worked on the very first SCARY MOVIE (the only good one). The rest of the entertaining cast includes Kenan Thompson (SNAKES ON A PLANE), Ben Cotton (SCAR), Steve Howey as STAN, Tara Wilson, Ildiko Ferenczi, Marie Avgeropoulos, Desi Lydic, and Lara Babalola. I’m not sure yet when the flick will be released here in the U.S.